квоуты))If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Jewish Proverb
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Ellen DeGeneres
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Ed Gardner
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde
Genius is born--not paid.
Oscar Wilde
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar Wilde
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
Oscar Wilde
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Oscar Wilde
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
Oscar Wilde
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
Terry Pratchett
My favorite animal is steak.
Fran Lebowitz
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
H. L. Mencken